Welcome to the Napping Guru Training Program, where Steve has distilled the essence of the ancient art of napping into a comprehensive, rigorous curriculum. Our program is designed for the serious napping enthusiast, the professional napping coach, and the aspiring napping guru.
Napping for Beginners is the foundation course in the Napping Guru Training Program. It covers the fundamental principles and techniques of napping, including finding the perfect pillow, optimizing nap duration, and napping in high-stress environments.
For the more advanced napping practitioner, Master Napping offers in-depth training in napping strategies, including napping in zero-gravity environments, napping with exotic animals, and napping with one's eyes closed.
And for those who wish to become certified Silver Certification napping masters, we offer our comprehensive, 500-hour program. This course is not for the faint of heart, as it includes napping with chainsaws, napping in extreme temperatures, and napping while being watched by cats.